Bible Science: The Great Kangaroo Migration of Noah's Genocide, Atheist Shirt, Anti Religion, Satire, Parody

Did you ever wonder how kangaroos got to Australia? Perhaps you have heard wicked lies of the devil, pretending that animals have evolved from other animals? If that were true, why are there still animals? Exactly! Checkmate! Now that you are ready to hear the TRUTH, you will be told exactly what happened, word for word, just like Jesus would tell himself if he were here. Fortunately for you, I'm here, and I have been touched by Jesus, and shown the radiant glorious light of the lord, and it guides me to the TRUTH every time, so trust me. That means, don't listen to anyone that can't understand the revealed glory of god. As we have already proven, kangaroos did NOT evolve from animals! They are an animal! I just don't know what to say to folks that can't grasp that simple concept! Anyway, kangaroos were named and placed into their KINDS by Adam. This is common knowledge and can easily be verified thru the bible, which you should be reading instead of this description, but since this is also in pursuit of the lord, surely it's ok so long as you purchase a shirt, and come right here to our store for all of your Bible Science needs. Don't get corrupted by the wicked! There are answers to the dumb, dumb questions of the evil secular world ,and we have them for you! This classic unisex jersey short sleeve tee fits like a well-loved favorite. Soft cotton and quality print make users fall in love with it over and over again. These t-shirts have-ribbed knit collars to bolster shaping. The shoulders have taping for better fit over time. Dual side seams hold the garment's shape for longer. .: 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors) .: Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) .: Retail fit .: Tear away label .: Runs true to size