Too embarrassed to talk about erectile dysfunction? Perhaps, you tried prayer, but found out that it was all part of god's big plan?
Now, what would Jesus do if he were tested? Would he use common aids like porn, or masturbation? Hmm, that might get you in trouble with the Big guy!
What you need is a handy tablet that can alter your body's chemistry, but remember Satan is the father of science, stay away from Big Pharma. Fortunately, for all the god fearing patriots, thru billions of dollars of federal research funds we have replicated an exact copy of Jesus' blood! This, miracle drug of all miracle drugs can be used to produce treatments for every ailment known to humans, and our first FDA approved, JESUS APPROVED, treatment for erectile dysfunction, is available directly from your Pastor, at your Church! No embarrassing talks with the old lady, or worse, some Commie Doctor trying to turn you into a gay frog!
Safe and discreet, in a house without judgment or gossip, as god always wanted it. Talk to your Pastor today, just ask for a ResErection!
These custom shape magnets bring that bit of extra personality that stands apart. Made with the die-cut technique, these magnets are flexible and highly durable. Choose between 5 different sizes and get the best fit for your decorating needs. Please note that the cut line on a printed product can look slightly different than in our mockups.
.: Material: Vinyl
.: Flexible and durable material
.: Black backing
.: Five sizes to choose from
.: NB! One design file per magnet
