Too embarrassed to talk about erectile dysfunction? Perhaps, you tried prayer, but found out that it was all part of god's big plan?
Now, what would Jesus do if he were tested? Would he use common aids like porn, or masturbation? Hmm, that might get you in trouble with the Big guy!
What you need is a handy tablet that can alter your body's chemistry, but remember Satan is the father of science, stay away from Big Pharma. Fortunately, for all the god fearing patriots, thru billions of dollars of federal research funds we have replicated an exact copy of Jesus' blood! This, miracle drug of all miracle drugs can be used to produce treatments for every ailment known to humans, and our first FDA approved, JESUS APPROVED, treatment for erectile dysfunction, is available directly from your Pastor, at your Church! No embarrassing talks with the old lady, or worse, some Commie Doctor trying to turn you into a gay frog!
Safe and discreet, in a house without judgment or gossip, as god always wanted it. Talk to your Pastor today, just ask for a ResErection!
This classic unisex jersey short sleeve tee fits like a well-loved favorite. Soft cotton and quality print make users fall in love with it over and over again. These t-shirts have-ribbed knit collars to bolster shaping. The shoulders have taping for better fit over time. Dual side seams hold the garment's shape for longer.
.: 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
.: Retail fit
.: Tear away label
.: Runs true to size
