H'Uber: Taking You Places... Satire, Parody, Funny Gift, Science Shirt, Agnostic Shirt

Economic genius Elon Musk. is at it again as he announced his intentions to solve poverty, homelessness, and unemployment with a single Tweet, In a reversal of a previous decision to layoff thousands of Twitter and Space X employees, Elon has opted to reassign employees to his new project that looks to build on his legacy. It started with a vision, "I was falling asleep in my office overlooking the park, when it struck me, "you know what Elon, I says to myself, you should just end poverty and homelessness, and just like that I decided I was gonna provide a job for every willing American and revolutionize the world by bringing the poor and wealthy together in new dynamic ways. My new venture will systematically attack poverty from multiple angles and empower the American entrepreneurial spirit, by breaking down traditional barriers to building wealth. With Homeless Uber, we will put every American to work, and reduce carbon emissions in the process, by replacing motorized transportion in inner cities with human labor. Elon had this to say...We believe H'Uber has the potential to change the world in the way that electricity has. Zero unemployment, Zero turnover with 100% employee satisfaction and 100% Employer satisfaction! All, thought to be impossible on their own, but thru the vision of Elon Musk, all will made reality. Be a part of something that changes the world, H'Uber, taking you places! .: 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors) .: Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) .: Retail fit .: Tear away label .: Runs true to size