If I Had Christian "Values", I Would Collect My Paycheck On Sunday, Atheist Shirt, Anti Religion, Satire, Parody, Funny Gift, Science Shirt

American churches are institutionalized worship of money, from the mega churches with private jets, to the small steeple sitting in the middle of a tiny town, robbing the schools of limited tax revenue, and they all have to beg for money from the followers. Nothing of value resides in the product they are selling or, they could operate as a normal business entity with goods & services. Their product is the local pastor's esoteric brand of "values" and "truth", resulting in confusion, and a willingness to accept the opinions of authority. What are Christian "values"? They get divorced at a higher rate, have abortions at a higher rate, incarcerated at a higher rate, oppose health care, oppose child care, oppose nutrition, oppose education, oppose human rights, pro torture, pro death penalty, pro gun at all costs, including children in school, pro apartheid, pro child marriage, pro physical abuse of children, pro disowning LGBTQ family, seriously, what kind of "values" does your god have if he wants you to disown family, refuse to bake cakes, and otherwise be the worst possible human one can imagine! Congratulations on keeping the score close with Islam in man's quest to create the ancient equivalent of, The World Thru The Eyes Of Eric Cartman, A Bigot's Guide To The World.

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