The Anti Noah's Ark Nursery Blanket, Baby Blanket, Fleece Blanket
The Anti Noah's Ark Nursery Blanket, Baby Blanket, Fleece Blanket
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Billions of people think nothing of decorating their baby nursery in cute little caricatures of the select few survivors of a world wide genocide, at the hands of an omnibenevolent god. Then, as if they wish to satirize themselves, they, pass this atrocity off as an act of love, indicated so by the rainbow. It is now a wholesome story worthy of indoctrinating children from birth with. Somebody has a broken moral compass!
Fleece is king when it comes to fluffy softness. As such, the personalized fleece baby blanket is a cuddle necessity. 30” by 40”, this 100% polyester rectangle supports printing on one side. These items are preconstructed before printing, so exact symmetry is not guaranteed. Due to the microfiber construction, small colored dots may pop up. A cold wash cycle and a tumble dry, however, should reduce this possibility.
.: 100% Polyester
.: One-sided print
.: One size (30″ × 40″)
.: Pre-constructed item (size varies +/- 1")
.: Made in China, printed in the United States