The Great Belly Button Debate, Atheist Shirt, Anti Religion, Satire, Parody, Funny Gift, Science Shirt

Bibles Science presents, Philip Gosse, and his Omphalos Theory, which postulated that the their were two distinct "timelines", Prochronic and Diachronic. The latter being all life created thru normal observable processes of reproduction, while the former was the special class of life created directly by god. The special kids, as we will call them, did not require any of the anatomy associated with being a fetus. Therefore Adam & Eve did not have belly buttons. Now, Mr. Gosse did not invent two timelines just to prove that Eve had the flattest stomach ever! Philip used this imaginary division to apply more special rules to fossils, as they now, could become, tests of faith, that use scientific evidence to throw you off the path to truth written down in the old book! Yes, this man started us down this road of ignorance and for good measure he added the painfully stupid, but, where you there to witness it?

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