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The Great Firmament Marine Exhibit Magnet, Atheist Gift, Agnostic Gift, Science Gift, Anti Religion Gift, Parody

The Great Firmament Marine Exhibit Magnet, Atheist Gift, Agnostic Gift, Science Gift, Anti Religion Gift, Parody

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Bibles Science takes you back to the days before Noah; a time that reflected the inerrant word of god exactly as it was spoken. The waters were divided from the waters, revealing the new display of god's vanity celebrating his own accomplishments, the Firmament Marine Exhibit. One might call it, a participation trophy, but god calls it, the very first nature exhibit. While the complex science behind creating an aquatic ecosystem, floating in space around the earth, has not been fully revealed, believers can rest assured, that Adam & Eve looked up to the Heavens thru a school of tuna navigating the sky, strengthening their faith. Which, I guess they didn't really need since god chose to speak them and violate their free will, but who's keeping track anyway? Unfortunately, we no longer have this cosmic testament to god's greatness, as he drained the Firmament Marine Exhibit when he flooded the Earth, killing off all life that wasn't safely aboard the SS Genocide. Let's not focus on the negative here, yes, the exhibit is gone, yes, god killed off all life in a psychopathic fit of rage, but he loves you so much, and he sent a rainbow to fill the sky. A beautiful display of color that attracts your gaze and holds it as the billions of dead bodies float along in an ocean of god's love. These custom shape magnets bring that bit of extra personality that stands apart. Made with the die-cut technique, these magnets are flexible and highly durable. Choose between 5 different sizes and get the best fit for your decorating needs. Please note that the cut line on a printed product can look slightly different than in our mockups. .: Material: Vinyl .: Flexible and durable material .: Black backing .: Five sizes to choose from .: NB! One design file per magnet

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The Great Firmament Marine Exhibit Magnet, Atheist Gift, Agnostic Gift, Science Gift, Anti Religion Gift, Parody
6" × 6" / Die-Cut / 1 pc87919973610987695119
6" × 6" / Die-Cut / 1 pc87919973610987695119
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The Great Firmament Marine Exhibit Magnet, Atheist Gift, Agnostic Gift, Science Gift, Anti Religion Gift, Parody
3" x 3" / Die-Cut / 1 pc20606605069256395430
3" x 3" / Die-Cut / 1 pc20606605069256395430
$9.93/ea
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The Great Firmament Marine Exhibit Magnet, Atheist Gift, Agnostic Gift, Science Gift, Anti Religion Gift, Parody
4" x 4" / Die-Cut / 1 pc12461154781634155025
4" x 4" / Die-Cut / 1 pc12461154781634155025
$11.50/ea
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The Great Firmament Marine Exhibit Magnet, Atheist Gift, Agnostic Gift, Science Gift, Anti Religion Gift, Parody
5" x 5" / Die-Cut / 1 pc57192609623311816631
5" x 5" / Die-Cut / 1 pc57192609623311816631
$13.65/ea
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